Me: Ok, so you're going to live with your grandpa...what are you going to do then?

Student: I'm going to sleep with him?

Me: Ummm

Student: No no no, I mean I'm going to do him!

Me: Uhhhh

Student: I mean...I don't know how to say the English.

Me: HAHAHA it's ok good try :)

Me: Try asking me any question in English!

Student: Are you a lesbian?

Me: AH! umm, nooo....><