classroom funnies

Me: Ok now that we know what sharp means, who can tell what you can do with something sharp, like a knife?

Student: You can cut things!

Me: Exactly, when something is sharp you can cut things, who can give me and example of something you can cut?

Student: People!!!!

Me: >< o...m...g....anyone else?

Student: Small animals?!?!

Me: WTF is wrong with my kids....

Student: Apples???

Me: THANK YOU, that's better :)